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Wed June 05, 2024
	The drugs aren't coming from the border, they're all coming from LAX source: abc7.com \| share: Copy Link	3
	Guy who lost his heirloom wedding ring on one of Virginia's busiest beaches has bro-in-law post on the right Reddit group read by local Metal Detecting-Good Samaritan, needle-haystack ensues source: wavy.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	The Martin County Sheriff's Office would like to remind criminals using their new drive-in arrest program to wear pants source: wptv.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Abandon all hope, ye who enter New York source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	45

Tue June 04, 2024
	Good News:If you lost your dumb bell in Louisiana, it has been found. Bad News: It was padlocked to a human skull source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	FBI says the rent is too damn AI source: entrepreneur.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	News: British red gets dethroned by Irish green. Fark: Traffic lights. Ultrafark: In Syracuse, NY source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Former owner of a "fake" Degas painting in disgust to discover it was actually authentic. Oop$ source: news.artnet.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	Florida teens reenact Fast & Furious to save passed-out man in sinking car. Vin Diesel would be proud source: atlantablackstar.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Photoshop this "To Go" order source: scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net \| share: Copy Link	8
	Egyptian man who survived shipwreck denies causing Greece boat disaster. Oh, well, I guess that settles it then source: straitstimes.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Chang'e 6 released a tiny rover to photograph the lander. It has also launched collected lunar samples where they will rendezvous with a robotic version of Michael Collins before returning home to China source: upi.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Woman found alive after being found dead is found dead again source: 1011now.com \| share: Copy Link	52
	Cause of plane crash at Harvey Airfield not yet determined, although authorities suspect an invisible six foot 3 1/2 inch-tall rabbit source: heraldnet.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Man who farked around with his Hellcat in Seattle has hiat his first FO speed bump source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	102
	"10 past the hour, KQOP radio. Be caller 10 with the word of the day to win, hint-word that pays rhymes with smsmorshun" source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	♪ We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue / And then the bridge will collapse ♪ source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Apple tags FTW source: local10.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	"What are you in for?" "I pointed a laser pointer at some endangered birds" source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	Photoshop this intergalactic web source: esa.int \| share: Copy Link	14
	China denies fueling Russia-Ukraine war tensions, says it supports peace. Oh, well, I guess that settles it then source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	"Do not let your friends urinate on you." YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO source: wtop.com \| share: Copy Link	70
	Today in viral news that is spreading quickly: Gonorrhea cases reach record high in England source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	On this day in history, in 1944, the Nazi submarine U-505 was captured, after prior attempts to capture the U-404 failed when it could not be found source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Russia denies being involved in Eiffel Tower coffin stunt. Oh, well, I guess that settles it then source: aljazeera.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Australia, where the geese were once 2m tall and weighed a quarter ton source: abc.net.au \| share: Copy Link	60
(Some Guy)	Caption this sleep deprivation source: doctrineandcovenantscentral.org \| share: Copy Link	27
	Well, it makes subby less likely to violently kill you before noon, for one thing source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	UK's 4,000-year-old 'Seahenge' structure finally decoded: It's like Stonehenge but under the sea source: independent.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	45
	The YOLO economy is dying, which probably wouldn't be happening if it just stopped asking people to hold its beer while it did stupid shiat source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	76
	Inspired by never knowing the story about his grandfather's death in WWII, Idris Elba is helping to uncover the lost stories of soldiers of color. "That part of my family's history has been erased somewhat" source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	62
	...and now you know the rest of the story of Beijing's Tiananmen Square 'Tank man' source: news.com.au \| share: Copy Link	62
	What could actually help the mental-health crisis in America? Getting up off our asses source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	129
(Some Guy)	Teens beat up homeless man and remove his colostomy bag. That takes guts source: newsnationnow.com \| share: Copy Link	83
	One guesses as a funeral worker 'taking a fancy to a dead man's sex doll and trying to smuggle it away in a body bag' is better than actually jumping on the the dead guy for a quickie source: thesmokinggun.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	Dr. Tenpenny owes way more than that in taxes. Bonus: you can't explain what they're famous for source: independent.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	22
	Bison proves once again that age does not always equal wisdom. Yellowstone Park officials remind visitors "Don't pet the fluffy cows" source: katu.com \| share: Copy Link	67
	CEOs earned 200 times what their workers did last year. In related news, nobody wants to work anymore source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	122
	Photoshop this professional ball handler source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Mexico president-elect called a "less Jewish Jew" because she thanked Jesús for all his support source: alternet.org \| share: Copy Link	76
	Newborn surrendered at Hobbs baby box. Calvin is grateful source: kob.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Airline: Sorry we lost your luggage. Here's a big steaming bowl of jack source: regina.ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	22
	US Court of Appeals rules Coast Guard illegally forced 100s of enlisted staff into retirement using fake force reduction excuse. Here comes that sweet back pay, increase pension bennies source: stripes.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	Nothing happened 35 years ago in Tiananmen Square source: en.wikipedia.org \| share: Copy Link	69
	Plane grounded. Infectious Disease Team removes at least one passenger. Nothing to see here, move along source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	34
	Day 832 of WW3: Putin faces protest as Kyiv fires first US weapon inside Russia. Russian women ask Putin defence minister to return their husbands from Ukraine. No word yet as to condition they'll be returned in. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war thread source: independent.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	507
	Forget it, man. I can't party to Vivaldi source: yle.fi \| share: Copy Link	33
(Red Lake Nation News)	Ever made a a snowball and then saved it in the freezer, then brought it out when weather's warm? This guy did. "Look, hail the size of cantaloupes" source: redlakenationnews.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Honey Creek becomes Pooh Corner after sewer discharges into it source: mlive.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Good news, we've found the raisin for your toddler's sinus pain source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	24

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